The second Trump administration has begun and Americans are lucky to be getting rid of the silliness that Biden gave us — including the paper straw mandate. Nobody wants that.
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PresidentDonaldTrump’sexecutiveorderbanningpaperstrawsmightbethebiggestbi-partisanwinofhispresidency andtoquoteformerPresidentJoeBiden,“that’snothyperbole.”Let’sfaceitfolks,Americansdon’tagreeonalotthesedays.TaketheSuperBowlhalftimeshowforinstance.Somepeople thought KendrickLamarwasamazing, othershateditsomuchthey’d ratherwatch a DEIMusicalthatUSAIDsenttoIreland.
Butwhenitcomestopaperstraws,prettymucheverybody knows theysuck, andnotinthewaytheyweremeantto.Thepresidentsaidasmuch,tellingonlookers intheOvalOffice,“Thesethingsdon’twork,I’vehadthemmanytimes,andonoccasion,theybreak,theyexplode. Ifsomething’shot,theydon’tlastverylong,likeamatterofminutes,sometimesamatterofseconds.It’saridiculoussituation.”
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